exit the old style, enter the new

plain PHP code

<?php4
//we are no longer in outermost scope (1 level down)
//we are an include, globals dont ly here no'mo
  $oh_snap = "you loose"; //should be global

header("Content-Type: plain/text");

$love_mex2 = "for tomollow";

echo oh_snap();

if (true)
    echo "yup";
  else
  {
    $dont_forget = "me globals";
    echo "umm";
    echo "yup";
  }

global $repeat, $er, $fin, $question;

echo "oh haiz";

$er = "header";
  $fin = "check";
  $question = "?";

function oh_snap()
  {
    global $oh_snap;

function please_dont()
    {
      echo "kai thanx";
      function no_shite()
      {
        echo "sigh";
      }
    }

$oh_please = "leave me alone";

echo $oh_snap;
  }

function oh_yes_it_did() { } //whats yor flava
  function oh_no_it_dinin() {}

$love_mex2 = "today global alreadi";

echo can_it();

die("k baiz");

$repeat = "watch meh now";

//functions should be upper most scope 
//CLI interp? nfi really.. api-lo-gies
function can_it()
{
  global $oh_snap;

$oh_please = "leave me alone";

echo $oh_snap;
}

straight replacement
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static replacements

sonic WWW PHP code

<?php4
//we are no longer in outermost scope (1 level down)
//we are an include, globals dont ly here no'mo
  $oh_snap = "you loose"; //should be global

$_SERVER["SONIC_WWW_SELF"]->sonic_www_php_header("Content-Type: plain/text");

$love_mex2 = "for tomollow";

echo oh_snap();

if (true)
    echo "yup";
  else
  {
    $dont_forget = "me globals";
    echo "umm";
    echo "yup";
  }

global $repeat, $er, $fin, $question;

echo "oh haiz";

$er = "header";
  $fin = "check";
  $question = "?";

function oh_snap()
  {
    global $oh_snap;

function please_dont()
    {
      echo "kai thanx";
      function no_shite()
      {
        echo "sigh";
      }
    }

$oh_please = "leave me alone";

echo $oh_snap;
  }

function oh_yes_it_did() { } //whats yor flava
  function oh_no_it_dinin() {}

$love_mex2 = "today global alreadi";

echo can_it();

$_SERVER["SONIC_WWW_SELF"]->sonic_www_php_exit("k baiz");

$repeat = "watch meh now";

//functions should be upper most scope 
//CLI interp? nfi really.. api-lo-gies
function can_it()
{
  global $oh_snap;

$oh_please = "leave me alone";

echo $oh_snap;
}